โ welcome to the elbenolly hotel โ check-in is whenever you arrive โ checkout is never โ the bell on floor 1 still works if you're patient โ kindly do not feed the librarian โ the basement is locked. it is also unlocked. โ โ welcome to the elbenolly hotel โ check-in is whenever you arrive โ checkout is never โ the bell on floor 1 still works if you're patient โ kindly do not feed the librarian โ the basement is locked. it is also unlocked. โ
the lobby
a bell, a desk, a person who is technically working.
z z z
the guestbook
(saved to your browser only. nobody can read your secrets here.)
the aquarium floor
click anywhere to drop food. the creatures will decide whether it counts.
creatures fed: 0
the library of books that were never written
pull a spine. all summaries are honest. none of the books exist.
the sky room
the clouds are carrying things. drag them around if you like.
the telephone room
dial any three digits. someone (or something) will pick up.
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pick up the receiver and dial three digits.
the kitchen of impossible recipes
push the button. eat at your own risk.
โ press the button โ
the roof
click a star. it will tell you something. it may even be true.
the basement
you weren't supposed to find this. since you did, congratulations.